endthymes:

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

(via imma-cumberbabe)

grunkfield:

im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie

(via nosuchthing-astoo-young)

sorryforpartybarackin:

OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case, no. i am not

(via alllyouneedisfaithandtrust)

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

(via asunsetdream)

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

(Source: whoisjohnocallaghan, via thenipster-fromcheshire)

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

(via thenipster-fromcheshire)

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

(via amongthehollowmidwest)

auspisstice:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

i

(Source: madfawn, via kissing-thunder)

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

(Source: fefarielle, via fakedsmileandrealfears)